Breaktime - Overheard

13th May 2011, 1:00am

... after handing out books

Tom: Sir! Sir!

Teacher: What’s the matter Tom?

Tom: Sir, Kimberley just swore!

Kimberley: No I didn’t. I said look at the size of my ticks.

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