More loos talk

20th September 2002, 1:00am
More intelligence from the new school at Rosshall Secondary in Glasgow. We reported last week how staff have to run (possibly very quickly) to their head of department in order to get the key for the staff toilets.

Now, it seems, some departments have a closer relationship with the toilets than others. The waste matter from the toilets is guided from the building through pipes above the drama department.

Inevitably, wags have got to work on this and suggested the department puts on a show entitled “New Faeces”.