1 Official papers reveal Britain begged to stockpile food US surpluses in case of what?
a Global warming
b Nuclear war
c The Olympic games
d Royal wedding
2 Where, according to Trevor Phillips of the Commission for Racial Equality, should black boys be taught English?
a In separate classes
b At Saturday schools
c With their dads
d At private school, like his kids
3 Tory posters say: “How hard is it to keep a hospital clean?” Answer?
a Not that hard
b Pretty hard
c Harder than you’d think
d Practically impossible since the Tories privatised hospital cleaning
4 Who did Christine Hamilton claim she (ugh) had a fling with in the 1970s?
a Andrew Neill
b David Blunkett
c John Major
d Edwina Currie
5 And are you thinking what we’re thinking?
a Yes
b.No
c What?
d Mmmm, donuts
ANSWERS: 1b, 2d, 3d, 4a, 5d
ANSWERS: 1b, 2a, 3d, 4a