Northern wisdom

20th September 2002, 1:00am
We are indebted yet again to the recent history of Northern College for a couple of elegantly-chosen comments, this time from parents.

“I am writing to complain about Ian’s exclusion from the playgroup. I fully accept that he shut Mrs Carter’s little girl in a trunk, but he is a naturally tidy child and always puts things away.”

“Please excuse Billy being off school. It’s his head. He’s had it off and on all week.”