A student is being reprimanded for making a toy gun.
Principal: “I was told you were pointing this at people and shouting ‘bang, bang’.”
Student (indignant): “I didn’t!”
Principal: “Are you saying your teacher is lying?”
Student: “No, I said ‘pow, pow’.”
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