1 How did Aussie Quinten Hann mark defeat to a Pom in the snooker world championship?
a Whinging into his XXXX
b With typical Aussie grace and good humour
c Inviting his opponent to step outside
2 What new symbol is to be introduced?
a Morse code for @
b Txt msg for Oh God not another Beckham story
c Geek code for Dude, what’s Morse?
3 Where do the Russians want to stage the ultimate reality TV show?
a Chernobyl
b Siberia
c Mars