A note from a parent: “Please excuse Chris from PE today as it is athletics. He feels he will have to breathe too much, and he doesn’t like fresh air.”
RICHARD BURGUM, SWANSEA
Teaching assistant working with Year 1 child.
Child: “Me got a pencil.”
Assistant: “No, I’ve got a pencil.”
Child: “Me got one too.”
DEBORAH WOOD, STAFFORDSHIRE