* From a mock RE exam just before Christmas last year.
Q: “In the 21st century, it is unreasonable to believe in Satan. Do you agree?”
A: “Yes, I think this is an unreasonable belief - everyone knows it’s your mum and dad that buy the presents.”
SANDRA DAVIES
* I was teaching Macbeth to Year 9 and asked them how the witches spoke to Macbeth.
“In riddles.”
“Good. And why would they speak in riddles?”
“To confuse him,” said Ricky.
“And did it work?” I asked.
“It’s worked on me.”
KEVIN FITZSIMONS
* Note from a parent: “Dear Mr Suffield. Lee had to go to hospital on Tuesday from rugby as he fell out of the car and got his leg run over by the wheel. And he was told to rest as he had very badly bruised it.”
MEL SUFFIELD