"This beautiful school we have, who do we have to thank for it?"
Tommy Evans put his hand up and shouted: "Nye Bevan, Miss."
The head beamed and said: "Well answered, Tommy."
"And our lovely new library in town, who do we have to thank?"
"Nye Bevan," Tommy shouted. The head beamed again.
"And this beautiful land of Wales - who do we have to thank for that?"
Myfanwy Jones put her hand up and said: "God, Miss."
And Tommy shouted: "Don`t listen to her Miss, she`s a Tory."
Ted Truscoe 42 Poynes Road Horley, Surrey