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Breaktime - Overheard

. in a class discussing eyesight

Teacher: As it happens, I'm very short-sighted.

Pupil: But how do you see if you don't wear glasses?

Teacher: Take a close look at my eyes and you'll see my contact lenses.

Pupil: Ooh miss, you've got double glazing!

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