Bursting with laughter

Iron bladder control may or may not be needed for the current frontrunner in the best teachers' joke thread, also running on the website. Brace yourselves: "What did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who had brought a pin into school? 'You've let me down. You've let the school down but most of all you've let yourself down'."

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