"I would far prefer to be cremated and have my ashes scattered somewhere that has meant a great deal to me, such as Treen beach in west Cornwall," the great man writes. "I would hate to be in an urn in someone's sitting room - I think I should feel claustrophobic. My epitaph would be simple. I should like it to read: 'He did what he could, given his limitations.'" Cheer up Chris, you're only 55!
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