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Diary - 5 Best Literacy Blunders

1. If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel.

2. I didn't get to sleep much because the dog was baking all night.

3. I like sewing. I am helping my mum make a patchwork kilt.

4. Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper.

5. If you are really poorly you go to a speshal ward in hospital. The ward is called insensitive care.

Taken from Blackboard Blunders: Spelling Slip-ups and Homework Howlers by Richard Benson. Published by Summersdale. Buy Blackboard Blunders and its sister title F in Exams for the special price of #163;9, including PP. Telephone 01903 828 511, quoting ref: TES0110.

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