1. When Caesar was assassinated, he is reported to have said: “Me too, Brutus.”
2. King John ground the people down under heavy taxis.
3. The USSR and the USA became global in power, but Europe remained incontinent.
4. A caucus is a big parrot that has been taught to swear.
5. President Carter faced the Iran Hostess Crisis.
Taken from Must Try Harder! The Very Worst Howlers by Schoolchildren. Published by Constable Robinson. www.constablerobinson.com.
