Another source reveals, surely improbably: "We make them hang out of the window holding their fag with a pair of chopsticks." The reference to "them" is presumably to the teachers, not the pupils.
The smoking ban is clearly having an effect. We hear of one authority that has designated the school car park a public area and therefore a no-go for staff, forcing one teacher to drive round the local streets.
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