The number of black Caribbean pupils per 10,000 permanently excluded from school in 200405.
"I'm going to be a piece of paper."
A bemused reception class boy tells his mother he has a part in the school play - as a page to the king.
The number of white pupils per 10,000 permanently excluded in 200405.
"I'm getting really fed up with your need to have a mass debate every time I give you one of the answers."
A teacher gets tired of the chattering that comes with every answer on a practice exam paper.
The number of Chinese pupils per 10,000 permanently excluded in 200405.
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