The following was found in the dusty, ancient, previously unexplored
dungeons of Sutton Coldfield college by Graham Jones
On the first day of Christmas my masters gave to me
a cash target in a fair fee.
On the second day of Christmas my masters gave to me
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
On the third day of Christmas my masters gave to me
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
On the fourth day of Christmas my masters gave to me
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
On the fifth day of Christmas my masters gave to me
five funds with strings,
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
On the sixth day of Christmas my masters gave to me
sixth forms a-massing
five funds with strings
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee
On the seventh day of Christmas my masters gave to me
seven StARs a twinkling
sixth forms a-massing
five funds with strings
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee
On the eighth day of Christmas my masters gave to me
eight toffs a-plumbing,
seven StARs a twinkling
sixth forms a-massing
five funds with strings
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
On the ninth day of Christmas my masters gave to me
nine targets leaping,
eight toffs a-plumbing,
seven StARs a twinkling
sixth forms a-massing
five funds with strings
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
On the 10th day of Christmas my masters gave to me
10 Execs directing,
nine targets leaping,
eight toffs a-plumbing
seven StARs a twinkling
sixth forms a-massing
five funds with strings
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
On the 11th day of Christmas my masters gave to me
11 planners guessing
10 execs directing,
nine targets leaping,
eight toffs a-plumbing
seven StARs a twinkling
sixth forms a-massing
five funds with strings
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
On the 12th day of Christmas my masters gave to me
12 clerks assessing
11 planners guessing
10 execs directing
nine targets leaping
eight toffs a-plumbing
seven StARs a twinkling
sixth forms a-massing
five funds with strings
four stalling words
three freebie pens
two token CoVEs
and a cash target in a fair fee.
ANON (TRAD.)
His Masters’ Voice. Trad arr: Graham Jones
