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On the first day of FE Christmas...

The following was found in the dusty, ancient, previously unexplored

dungeons of Sutton Coldfield college by Graham Jones

On the first day of Christmas my masters gave to me

a cash target in a fair fee.

On the second day of Christmas my masters gave to me

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

On the third day of Christmas my masters gave to me

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

On the fourth day of Christmas my masters gave to me

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

On the fifth day of Christmas my masters gave to me

five funds with strings,

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

On the sixth day of Christmas my masters gave to me

sixth forms a-massing

five funds with strings

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee

On the seventh day of Christmas my masters gave to me

seven StARs a twinkling

sixth forms a-massing

five funds with strings

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee

On the eighth day of Christmas my masters gave to me

eight toffs a-plumbing,

seven StARs a twinkling

sixth forms a-massing

five funds with strings

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

On the ninth day of Christmas my masters gave to me

nine targets leaping,

eight toffs a-plumbing,

seven StARs a twinkling

sixth forms a-massing

five funds with strings

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

On the 10th day of Christmas my masters gave to me

10 Execs directing,

nine targets leaping,

eight toffs a-plumbing

seven StARs a twinkling

sixth forms a-massing

five funds with strings

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

On the 11th day of Christmas my masters gave to me

11 planners guessing

10 execs directing,

nine targets leaping,

eight toffs a-plumbing

seven StARs a twinkling

sixth forms a-massing

five funds with strings

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

On the 12th day of Christmas my masters gave to me

12 clerks assessing

11 planners guessing

10 execs directing

nine targets leaping

eight toffs a-plumbing

seven StARs a twinkling

sixth forms a-massing

five funds with strings

four stalling words

three freebie pens

two token CoVEs

and a cash target in a fair fee.

ANON (TRAD.)

His Masters' Voice. Trad arr: Graham Jones

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