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Fishes and more

After the school chaplain finished telling a primary class in posh Newton Mearns the parable of the loaves and the fishes, one wee lad was invited to recount the holy tale to reinforce the message.

The minister should not have been taken quite so aback to discover the modern version includes references to "baguettes and fishes", which says something about the average lunchbox in that neck of the woods.

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