Invited to question "Kirsty", the third-year pupil who was giving maths teacher "Mr McIntyre" so much grief in the classroom, one teacher asked her what she thought of him. "He's an arse," opined a moody Kirsty.
Following the attempts of "Maggie Hodgeson", the school's behaviour co-ordinator, to persuade both antagonists to modify their behaviour, Kirsty was asked the question again. "He's still an arse."
Well, we did say it was realistic.