That incident happened just before the start of National School Meals week launched by Jacqui Smith, the schools standards minister. Tough new Department for Education and Employment guidelines decree that primary children can be served chips only twice a week, while secondaries must offer a healthier alternative.
Apparently, school menus read more like Islington than Ilkley, with tomato and mozzarella panini, rather than sausage, beans and chips. P> David Blunkett has been busy too, ushering in the digital age to the classroom with a plan to put material for the national curriculum online. From September 2002, schools will be able to offer their pupils the opportunity to study in six GCSEs using a digital TV channel. How many more initiatives can he pack in before the delayed election?
The Education Secretary's no-nonsense style is rubbing off in unexpected places. The headmaster of Eton College was moved to admonish parents for turning the school's annual Fourth of June celebrations into a vulgar display of corporate hospitality. A parent said, in the true spirit of Mr Blair's classless society: "There has been a growing, year-on-year problem of 'showy' parents inviting too many of the wrong sort of people."