Just in case education authority personnel departments adopt the DC Thomson approach to appointing heidies, it might be worth noting the multiple-choice questions such as: Class IIB turn up half an hour late for class. What do you do?"
A: Detention for the class for a whole week. B: Not notice, as you were an hour late yourself. C: Thank them for allowing over-worked teacher an extra hour of preparation.
And, with a real awareness of health issues, the question is posed: You have to prepare the menu for this week's school dinners. What do you select?
A: A well-balanced, highly nutritious green salad with water. B: Why make school meals when there's a perfectly good chippie round the corner?