One day a handsome prince called Edward of Windsor visited Southpark where he met Donna and three friends who were taking part in a scheme named after the prince’s father, who was not a king but a duke of, but not from, a great castle in Edinburgh.

During the ceremony, Princess Donna approached the prince and offered to make him a goblet of coffee. “That is very tempting,” replied his handsomeness.

When the goblet was duly laid before the prince he was most effusive in his thanks, to which Princess Donna replied in the quaint language of her people: “Aye, nae bother.”