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Let them eat porridge

Polish off your flask and get the crab paste out its time to ditch school dinners for packed lunch. School lunches have been uncharatably described by somefood experts as 'muck off a truck, while the Soil Association points outthatthe Government spends about 60p per head on prison food and Just 35p on school food.

Raise money and eyebrows Impress your headteacher with the following fundraising idea: Ukrainian headteachers lease out extra space around their school to brothels and strip bars as an additional source of revenue, It's so much more profitable than jumble sales and fetes.

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