To mark National Poetry Day today, we asked all the Twitter teachers of Britain to enter a competition to write a poem about our very own secretary of state Michael Gove. Using the hashtag #govetry, we were flooded with entries.
The judging process was an emotional roller-coaster featuring hours of heated debate and impassioned discussion, but we can now finally announce the winner of the first annual TES Poetry Govetry Award...
*drumroll*
Winner (of a very lovely, much-sought-after TES mug):
@SaintEvelin:
I’m in love
With Michael Gove
No I’m not
It doesn’t even rhyme properly.
Runners up:
@samueljburridge
If you don’t know how
teachers teach and children learn
then you cannot help
#Govetry
@aerospoon
A grove of Goves I do behold,
a glomly grimp of groping gloam, galoche & goad the grovelling grode,
or grump it up his grindlehole.
@birdfortytwo
When Michael Gove’s policies are making you glum,
just remember that time he fell on his bum
@msbeps
Gove’s Autumn leaves fall
As changes in schools increase
What of contentment?
Efforts from members of the TES team:
@TEShelen
In Xanadu did Gove-la Khan
create a state academy
@IrenaBarker
If Gove were a school
We’d remove his head
And academise him.
And:
If Michael Gove were a limbo dancer,
he’d raise the bar