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A new poem written for The TES by Ian McMillan

Turn over your papers, now.

Then turn them over again.

Then fashion your papers into some kind of exotic bird.

Then let the bird fly around the exam hall.

And poop on the bloke at the front

Then turn them over again And begin the real work.

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