a Global warming

b Nuclear war

c The Olympic games

d Royal wedding

2 Where, according to Trevor Phillips of the Commission for Racial Equality, should black boys be taught English?

a In separate classes

b At Saturday schools

c With their dads

d At private school, like his kids

3 Tory posters say: “How hard is it to keep a hospital clean?” Answer?

a Not that hard

b Pretty hard

c Harder than you’d think

d Practically impossible since the Tories privatised hospital cleaning

4 Who did Christine Hamilton claim she (ugh) had a fling with in the 1970s?

a Andrew Neill

b David Blunkett

c John Major

d Edwina Currie

5 And are you thinking what we’re thinking?

a Yes

b.No

c What?

d Mmmm, donuts

ANSWERS: 1b, 2d, 3d, 4a, 5d

ANSWERS: 1b, 2a, 3d, 4a