a Most land still owned by only a handful of people

b Factory farming ruining landscape and driving out wildlife

c Eyesore shopping centres blighting the scenery

d SCARY GYPSIES! THEY’LL BUILD ON YOUR GARDEN AND KILL YOU IN YOUR BED!!!

2 And Labour’s courageous response?

a Outrage at racist undertones

b Fury at Tory policy that created mess in first place

c Don’t worry, we’re on the case

d Posters of Travellers as flying pigs

3 What was First Minister of Wales Rhodri Morgan mistaken for in a Doctor

Who-related TV studio mix-up?

a A tree monster

b A dalek

c A showroom dummy

d A politician

4 School dinners disgrace: what headline-grabbing action has Blair promised Saint Jamie of Oliver?

a Immediate ban on chips and burgers

b Double the money (74p!) for ingredients

c A school dinners quango

d A knighthood