a Most land still owned by only a handful of people
b Factory farming ruining landscape and driving out wildlife
c Eyesore shopping centres blighting the scenery
d SCARY GYPSIES! THEY'LL BUILD ON YOUR GARDEN AND KILL YOU IN YOUR BED!!!
2 And Labour's courageous response?
a Outrage at racist undertones
b Fury at Tory policy that created mess in first place
c Don't worry, we're on the case
d Posters of Travellers as flying pigs
3 What was First Minister of Wales Rhodri Morgan mistaken for in a Doctor
Who-related TV studio mix-up?
a A tree monster
b A dalek
c A showroom dummy
d A politician
4 School dinners disgrace: what headline-grabbing action has Blair promised Saint Jamie of Oliver?
a Immediate ban on chips and burgers
b Double the money (74p!) for ingredients
c A school dinners quango
d A knighthood