a. Caviar and champagne b. Horseradish and sour cream c. Oysters d. Roast fox
2. Terror alert! Kamel Bourgass is behind bars - but what did police find in his flat?
a. Deadly ricin terror nerve agent b. Al-Qaida membership card (Wood Green branch) c. Photo signed "Good luck with your mission - Saddam"
d. A photocopied ricin recipe 3. Rover update: Just remind us, why do entrepreneurs get paid stacks, exactly?
a. They take all the risks - if the company falls, they lose everything b. It makes them work harder c. Because they can d. Gordon says: "Greed is good"
4. Weeing in the street in broad daylight in central London will get you: a. Arrested b. Deported c. Beaten to death by Tidy Britain vigilantes d. Hailed a national heroine
ANSWERS: 1b, 2d, 3c, 4d