You will remember I was offering a bottle of champagne to the reader who came up with the closest guess. Sadly, the local Oddbins here in Wapping remains a FErret-free zone because both these channels are still to be given any content.
The new website was launched last July but, sadly, if any of the quango's ultimate customers try to log on as a "youth" or an "adult learner" they will find there's nothing for them.
Watch this space.
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