Oh to be stuck in a lift with ..
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Oh to be stuck in a lift with ..
https://www.tes.com/magazine/archive/oh-be-stuck-lift
Going up in the world? If not, perhaps it’s time to join the discussion on the TES community forums on who you would most like to be stuck in a lift with. Alongside the predictable offerings of (mostly male) attractive celebrities, Lilyofthefield is pragmatic: “I don’t care who I get stuck in a lift with as long as they make no attempt to engage me in conversation, touch me or fart,” she says. Doomzebra is even more practical, citing the chief engineer of an elevator company. Cyolba would use the opportunity to make some vital changes to education policy; he would like to be stuck with Michael Gove - “as he’d be dead within three minutes”. Others confess who they would least like to be trapped in a small space with. “The pyromaniac boy who was in a colleague’s class and set fire to someone’s schoolbag would be a bad choice,” says Chocolatebox9. And if there is no way out, Figmentofyourimagination would like to be stuck with “some large bottles of red. They understand me more than anyone else.” At least the corks could solve any issues around flatulence.
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