One Jag

Word reaches us from Dumfries and Galloway College that the cost-cutting and reorganisation of the past year have finally borne fruit. A new Jaguar has appeared in the car park.

This could, of course, belong to any member of the lecturing force fallen on good times. But the personalised number plate and the car's presence in the principal's space suggest otherwise.

Kindly members of staff are prepared to believe the Jag is simply rented - in which case they all expect to get their turn.

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