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Overheard

A student is being reprimanded for making a toy gun.

Principal: "I was told you were pointing this at people and shouting 'bang, bang'."

Student (indignant): "I didn't!"

Principal: "Are you saying your teacher is lying?"

Student: "No, I said 'pow, pow'."

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