... in a Year 8 biology class
Pupil: 1 Miss, can we do dissecting a frog?
Teacher: No, because then the frog would have to die just so we can look at it. We can’t just kill it, because we have morals.
Pupil 2 Miss, I haven’t. Can I do it?
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