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During an assembly with Years 3 and 4 addressing school attendance, the pupils were shown a PowerPoint slide that read: "Year 5 and 6 are the best."

Assistant head: "How can we change this?"

Year 3 pupil (confidently, raising hand): "I know. All you have to do is right click on the mouse and change it to 3 and 4."

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