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Speaking to a class of Year 3s:

Teacher: "Who fought each other in the Battle of Hastings?"

Pupil, putting their hand up tentatively: "The English?"

Teacher: "Excellent. Can you remember who they fought? It begins with an 'N'."

Second pupil: "The Nazis."

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