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1 Kylie Minogue says she likes "a good dust" . What exactly does she mean?

a Cocaine b A bit of slap and tickle c A little light housework

2 How did Geoff Hoon react to claims that British troops had abused Iraqi prisoners?

a He didn't know b He wasn't there c It's not his fault

3 And those dodgy Mirror photos of abuse were?

a Shocking fakes b Fearless journalism c A useful distraction

4 Which superannuated TV survivor was laid to rest this week?

a Parkie b Dirty Den c George the Blue Peter Tortoise

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