a Appoint a literacy tsar b TV programmes starring Bob Hoskins c Axe their benefits
2 Ozzy Osbourne's accident - divine retribution for what?
a Cod satanism b Riding a quad bike c That wretched Christmas single with Kelly
3 Who, according to a leaked DfES report, will teach the children of the future?
a Learning support assistants b Dinner ladies c Teachers
4 Which star was almost poached in a rugby scandal?
a Jonny Wilkinson, targeted by Australia b Clive Woodward, offered dream coaching contract by Fiji c Welsh comprehensive pupil Kristian Phillips (13), offered free place by Dulwich College
1c, 2b, 3a, 4c