Some Saturday fun - the best nine science jokes of all time
A photon checks in to a hotel. The receptionist asks him if he has any luggage to take up. He replies "No, I'm travelling light".
Q: What did Donald Duck say in his graduate physics class?
A: Quark, quark, quark!
Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine!
An atom bumps into another atom: "Oh no," she says, "I've dropped an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
Wonder if @tes heard about the scientist who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0K now
Some people think sodium fluoride is NaF but I think it's ok
What chemicals have the most shocking reaction? Oxygen and Magnesium... OMG
Is the chemical symbol for silicon the same in Spanish? Si.
Well done everyone. Give yourselves a big pat on the back.