Tongue firmly in cheek, he informed her that she should leave him alone because "I pulled last night". (Apparently, such hilarious jokes spice their marital life).
She put down the phone but moments later he received another call from his home. "I just told you, darling! Leave me alone," he shouted, "I'm having sex!"
There was a pause on the other end of the line: "...Dad, what did you say?"