‘So in the end, the Pope exfoliated Henry VIII’: Kids say the funniest things

30th October 2015, 5:00pm

From the hilarious to the just plain bizarre, here is this week’s pick of what you have overheard in the classroom.

#TESoverheard yr 7 - what’s the capital of Italy? Miss is it Meatballs? I glare at her - friend follows with ‘told you it was noodles’
- lpsgeography (@lpsgeography) October 22, 2015
@tes #TESoverheard : Y11: ‘So in the end, the Pope exfoliated Henry VIII’
- Elizabeth (@lizziebuffin) October 18, 2015
Me: Has anyone heard of WWF? Does anyone knowwhat it stands for? pupil: World War Free? #TESoverheard
- Kate (@katehillsdon) October 22, 2015
SALT with a y3. “So if I have a basket, a bas-ket, and I take away the ‘bas’, what is left?” “Probably just the handles” #TESoverheard
- Sophie H (@tinysrh__) October 21, 2015
#TESoverheard class Flugzeug is German for aeroplane - spell it miss me - a-e-r-o-p shut up miss you’re just spelling the chocolate bar
- Clare Henry (@mrsbudgie) October 20, 2015
A y2 asked during cooking, can I do the egg miss? I’ll be careful...I make cakes at home and I never put crack in them! #TESoverheard
- Little Ads Cornwall (@littleads_) October 18, 2015
Student brought down to the office for smoking. Q. Do you know why I have asked to see you? A. Is it because I’m good looking? #TESoverheard
- William Deighan (@wulyum) October 18, 2015
@tes Me: “Who knows what event happens at the end of October?” Reception child: “The moon will swallow us all up!” #TESoverheard #priceless
- Sue Millichap (@ThatGirlSue) October 19, 2015