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From an A2-level RE paper: "Christians believe in one life on Earth, whereas Hindus are cyclists."

ROGER OWEN, WEST YORKSHIRE

A six-year-old on Henry VIII: "He chopped his wives' heads off because they kept laying girls."

MURIEL DAVIES, KENT

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