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Every Ofsted inspector was in the hall. As the head came in, his eagle eye saw one boy talking. "Perhaps you would like to tell us all what's so important you need to talk about it."

"I only said it's strange you're here because you never take assemblies, Sir."

BARBARA HOLLYHEAD, WALSALL

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