Mum and 16-year-old daughter are reading and exclaiming over a newspaper report. Five-year-old daughter presses for information.

Exasperated, Mum reads out: "Boy expelled because parents are lesbians".

Five-year-old (after a short pause): "What's expelled?"

Helen Williams, Cornwall

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