A Year 9 boy approached me looking concerned. “Miss, I think I’m dyslexic.” “Why?” “My wee’s gone yellow and I’m always thirsty.”
KATH HOWARTH, WEST YORKSHIRE
During a Year 5 science lesson on the human body, the teacher asked: “What do we call the last teeth we get?” Gurjit answered: “False teeth.”
ELIZABETH JOHNSON, BIRMINGHAM
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