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A Year 9 boy approached me looking concerned. "Miss, I think I'm dyslexic." "Why?" "My wee's gone yellow and I'm always thirsty."

KATH HOWARTH, WEST YORKSHIRE

During a Year 5 science lesson on the human body, the teacher asked: "What do we call the last teeth we get?" Gurjit answered: "False teeth."

ELIZABETH JOHNSON, BIRMINGHAM

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