Soundbites

Was Daniella speaking directly to me when, asked the meaning of "When the cat's away, the mice will play", she wrote: "When your wife's gone away you can have a really good time."

STEPHEN BOOTHROYD, LEEDS Three-year-old nursery pupil with diarrhoea: "Oh, I'm melting."

JOYCE CALLAVEROS, BALLYCASTLE, NORTHERN IRELAND

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