Soundbites

10th January 2003, 12:00am

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Soundbites

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From a Year 6 reading test.

Question: What is the more common name for petroleum?

Answer: Jelly.

ELAINE LUKE, HERTS

One of my Year 11s said our careers lesson was a waste of time as you wouldn’t get a job anyway. “I did,” I replied. “Really... what do you do?”

ALAN BENNETT, LIVERPOOL

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