A junior school girl told me her favourite group was S Club Juniors. I asked who they were. “Younger virgins of S Club 7.”
JOE WHIBLEY, WALTHAMSTOW
My reception class brought in items for our “f” sound table. Nigel, unpacking a small dish, proudly exclaimed, “fag ashtray”.
PENNY STANLEY, STAFFordshire
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