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Early years assembly on Pancake Day. "Can anyone tell me the real name for today?" Hand shoots up. "It's crap... crap... you know, French."

ALISON LACEY, CHICHESTER

A Year 5 child was asked: "What puppet do you find performing alongside Judy? Answer: "Richard."

LOUISE STAPLETON, PETERBOROUGH

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