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RE teacher: "What was the name of Noah's wife?"

Pupil: "Joan of Ark?"

ALAN BENNETT, LIVERPOOL

Teacher: "If your sister eats 75 per cent of your lunch, what percentage can you eat?"

Year 5 pupil: "One hundred per cent of my sister's lunch."

LYNNE McGURREN, MANCHESTER

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