Soundbites

9th May 2003, 1:00am

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Soundbites

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Junior boy: “Miss, one of the toilet seats is broken in half. It’s in three pieces!”

ROS COLTMAN, LEICESTERSHIRE

A Year 7 student arrived with a nasty red triangle on his neck. He explained: “My mother told me to iron my shirt before school.”

MARK POLLARD, LANCASHIRE

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